REPLY NI MS. LT SA TWITTER

OMG! as in OH MY GEHD! halos everyday akong nagtutweet kay Ms Lorna Tolentino at kanina lang nagREPLY xa sa tweet ko! OMG!! parang maloloka na ako sa tweet nya how much more if nakita ko sya sa personal!? GOSH!

BOBS by Skechers

BUY A PAIR OF BOBS AND SKECHERS WILL DONATE A PAIR TO A CHILD IN NEED.

I bought a pair of Bobs a while ago. I really want to have a pair of TONE-UPS by Skechers and not the Bobs but a thought entered my mind while weighing which of the two. Tone-ups is not allowed to be worn in school so the decision was made.

When I arrived home, I open the box and I just found out the Skechers Philosophy:

"BUY A PAIR, GIVE A SECOND PAIR TO A CHILD IN NEED"

Then I realized that I just helped a less fortunate child to have a pair of shoes. 

SA MATH CLASS---msg from my inbox.

SA MATH CLASS
Titser: Kung naa koy 1 ka piraso na karne ug tungaon nko, pila na?
Pedro: 2 mam!
T: kung tungaon pa nko pareho?
P: 4 na mam!
T:tungaon pjud nko?
P:8 mam!
T:tungaon pjud nko?
P:16 mam!
T:tungaon pjud?
P:32 mam!
T: Tungaon pjud?
P: 64! (naglagot na!)
T:ug tungaon pjud nko ikaduha?
P: ipaGILING nlang na mam kay MALANGAN ta!
hahahaha

Inspirational Quotes-- from my inbox2

"If there is a time when heaven

seems silent to your PRAYERS,

GOD is making it quiet for you to hear

the RUSHING SOUND of HIS GRACE"

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THINK ABOUT THIS:

There  is always someone better than YOU

Someone more attractive than YOU

Someone smarter than YOU

Someone one step ahead of YOU

But the one who is better than YOU may just

be the lonliest person.

The one who is more attractive than YOU 

may not be so attractive in the inside.

And the person smarter than YOU may not have the love

you receive from others.

SO NEVER BE THE  JEALOUS ONE.

"LOVE what you have and LOVE who you are!"

May 16- MINSAN LANG KITA IIBIGIN

Tonight's episode was breath-taking! Di ako makahinga ng magkita si Joaquin at Javier at ng sumuko si Ka Elena/Remedios. Ang galing talaga ng teleseryeng ito! Talbog lahat ng mga teleserye sa lahat ng stasyon! Kakaiba! I can't wait for the next day's episodes. It really makes my night extra exciting! I find it very addictive! Mabuti nlang at sa teleserye ako naaadik kesa sa mga bisyo. hahahahaha. Ano na kaya ang susunod na mangyari kay Alondra! Gusto ko na talagang magkaharap ang kambal at si Lora at Joaquin, isama mo na ang General at Ka Elena.. silang lahat na lang para mas exciting ang tagpo!

Dalacin C + Eskinol: HOW EFFECTIVE?

How Effective dalcin c + eskinol combination? I haven't tried it yet but I will because of the positive feedbacks I've heard from friends and in the internet. Dumadami na talaga ang pimples sa face ko lalo na pag matagal ako natutulog. I often put TOOTHPASTE to cool my pimple. They say it will help your pimple not to grow bigger because of the soothing effect. And I can say that its effective but Im afraid that it would lead to other side effects. I heard from the TV that TOOTHPASTE can be harmful to our face. Yeah, it has a cooling effect but the substance/chemicals that are present in the toothpaste can enter into our pores and is harmful.  

SAD STORIES from my INBOX

While dad was polishing his new car,

his 4 years old son pick up a stone and scratch lines on the side of the car.

In his fist of anger, dad took the child's hand and hit it many times,

didn't realize that he hit the child's hands with a wrenc.

At the hospital the child ask

"when will my hands grow back?".

Dad was so hurt, he went back to the car

and kick the car a lot of times, sitting back...

he look at the scratches the child made.

It read "I LOVE YOU DADDY".

:(

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A little girl and her dad were crossin' a bridge. Dad was kind of scared so he ask his daughter

"Honey, please hold my hand so that you won't fall into the river"

The girl said "No dad, you hold my hand."

Her dad asked "what's the difference?"

The girl replied "there's a big difference...if I hold your hand and something happen to you, chances that 

I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter happens, you'll never let my hands go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but its BOND.

NOON at NGAYON

NOON: Pag maganda, liligawan agad.
NGAYON: Pag maganda, tinititigan muna baka bakla.

NOON: Konti lang ang lalaking gwapo.
NGAYON:Konting gwapo na lang ang tunay na lalaki.

NOON: Pag gwapo, babaero.
NGAYON: Pati mga panget babaero na din. Minsan, choosy pa!

NOON: Hintaying bumilog ang buwan bago magpakasal.


ahahahahhaaNGAYON: Hintaying bumilog ang tyan para magpakasal.

VICE GANDA JOKES 3

SA RESTAURANT 2
VICE: (pumasok, umupo)
WAITER: Sir, kakain po kayo?
VICE: Ay hindi, magluluto ako, tutulungan ko chef nyo.. kakahiya naman naki-upo lang ako dito.. gusto mo tulungan pa kiya sa mga customers nyo? galing noh? aasenso na business nyo tapos nagutom pa ako!
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SA OPISINA
VICE: ipasok mo nga dito yung mga papers ko!
SECRETARY: San ko po ipapasok Sir? dito sa loob?
VICE: Hindi, dun sa labas, ipasok nga diba?pwede bang ipasok sa labas?sige nga subukan mong ipasok dun sa labas

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VICE INUUBO
Vice: UHOOO!! UHOO!
Kuya Kim: Inuubo ka Vice?
Vice: Hindi, sinisipon! gusto ko lang maiba.. UHOO! UHOOOO!

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SA INTERNET SHOP
Vice: kuya paExtend..
Kuya: ng time?
Vice: Hindi, yung computer paExtend ng cord para mauwi ko sa bahay.. dun nlng ako maglalaro! Pa-OUT na nga lang!
Kuya: Sayo po?
Vice: Hindi, sa katabi ko! ikaw nga subukan mong iOUT yang sa iyo!
hahahha

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VICE GANDA JOKES 2

SA SWIMMING POOL
GUARD: Maliligo po kayo Ma'am?
VICE GANDA: Ay hindi! MangHihilamos lang ako!
hahahaha
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SA RESTAURANT
WAITRESS: Would you care for a drink ma'am?
VICE GANDA: I DON'T CARE! waitress na to maraming tanong!
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VICE NAKAKITA NG GWAPO
VICE GANDA: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
GWAPO: Ako po?
VICE GANDA: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
hahahha


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Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong: Ilan ito?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
hahahhaha
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Bababa na sya
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
hahaha


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VICE GANDA JOKES

Si VICE GANDA at ang HOLDAPER ..
H: Hold-up to!
VG: And so? Wlang ngttanong.
H: SABING HOLD-UP TO EH!
...VG: so dapat pingsisigwan?
H: Hold-up nga to! Hold-up! Hold-up!
VG: Paulit-ulit? Unli tayo?
H: di ka ttahimik ppatayin kita!
VG: ano to, kalokohan? Akala ko hold-up tapos patayan na? Ano to, 2 in 1? Special o regular?
H: Waaah! Bhla ka, Aalis na lang ako!
VG: Ay ganon? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito!

Verse of the DAY

"Therefore I say to you, whatever things you ask

when you PRAY,

BELIEVE that you RECEIVE THEM

and you will HAVE them"

MARK 11:24


I have been crucified with Christ
and I no longer live,
but Christ lives in me. 
The life I live in the body,
I live by faith in the Son of God, 
who loved me and gave Himself for me. 
- 
Galatians 2:20 

BULAK SA PATAY

Ngano ang bulak sa kasal gina-itsa?
unya kung kinsa ang makasalo, mao daw ang sunod nga ikasal.
Ngano dili pud nila
i-try ug itsa ang BULAK SA PATAY?
para mahibal-an kung kinsa ang sunod nga MAMATAY,diba?
Para maandaman ang LAMAY...
hahahahaha

STUDENT-PROFESSOR CONVERSATION ABOUT GOD

VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION (Pls read til the end :)) ENJOY!!

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to ...his Class on the Problem Science has

with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is GOD Good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.

But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.

Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?

Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,

a Little Heat or No Heat.

But we don't have anything called Cold.

We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as Cold.

Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.

We cannot Measure Cold.

Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir.

Darkness is the Absence of Something

You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .

But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?

In reality, Darkness isn't.

If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.

You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.

You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.

It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that

Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.

Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and

Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,

Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says that You have No Brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.

That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

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I believe you have enjoyed the conversation, and if so,

you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same. Won't you?

Forward them to increase their knowledge, or FAITH.

That student was Albert Einstein. :)

FACTS

AMAZING FATCS:


Chocolate contains phenylethylamine (PEA), a natural substance that is reputed to stimulate the same reaction in the body as falling in love. <3


The melting point of cocoa butter is just below the human body temperature -- which is why it literally melts in your mouth.


Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.


Sushi was created in the 4th century BC in China, not Japan as many believe. Sushi was originally a means of preserving fish.


Chocolate can ease a cough. It contains Theobromine which suppresses activity in the vagus nerve which causes coughing.